Trouble at Chuck E. Cheese’s, Again

“The biggest problem is you have a bunch of adults acting like juveniles,” says Town of Brookfield Police Capt. Timothy Imler. “There’s a biker bar down the street, and we rarely get calls there.”

via Calling All Cars: Trouble at Chuck E. Cheese’s, Again – WSJ.com.

Obama Plan: Keep Shitty Jobs Here

Always funny from the onion:

Obama Promises To Stop America’s Shitty Jobs From Going Overseas